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creativenothing:

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here is what they replied with.

creativenothing:

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here is what they replied with.

(via underreacting)

realizethestrength:

smittywuberjagermanjensen:

fonik:

Anderson’s expression here is perfect.

“this bitch”

My favorite argument of all time is “You’re twisting words, you’re taking it out of context.” ALWAYS wins the argument.

realizethestrength:

smittywuberjagermanjensen:

fonik:

Anderson’s expression here is perfect.

this bitch

My favorite argument of all time is “You’re twisting words, you’re taking it out of context.” ALWAYS wins the argument.

gonnaslapabitch:

obisham:

gatewaylesbian:

hannahisawful:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean









(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

oh my god

“I intended for my plan to go this way”

“I am beginning to be a horse” omg

(via thelastelement)

Beer Store in Ontario

Beer Store in Ontario

Ron Burgundy reports that Tupac’s hologram has just been shot

Ron Burgundy reports that Tupac’s hologram has just been shot

radicate:

i wonder who showed you this! hmm!

radicate:

i wonder who showed you this! hmm!

(Source: 00-0-0-00, via thelastelement)

flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida (via)

flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida (via)

(via damnthatswhack)

damnthatswhack:

I’d vote Tyrion for president.

damnthatswhack:

I’d vote Tyrion for president.

(Source: jennibrown)

you4eya:

Original article from The Source magazine in 1996 reviewing Jay-Z’s “Reasonable Doubt” and Nas’s “It Was Written”

you4eya:

Original article from The Source magazine in 1996 reviewing Jay-Z’s “Reasonable Doubt” and Nas’s “It Was Written”

(via nasty-like-nas)

freecouch:

this is one of my favourite married to the sea comics…i don’t really know why. 

freecouch:

this is one of my favourite married to the sea comics…i don’t really know why. 

(Source: clevermoniker)

creativenothing:

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here is what they replied with.

creativenothing:

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here is what they replied with.

(via underreacting)

realizethestrength:

smittywuberjagermanjensen:

fonik:

Anderson’s expression here is perfect.

“this bitch”

My favorite argument of all time is “You’re twisting words, you’re taking it out of context.” ALWAYS wins the argument.

realizethestrength:

smittywuberjagermanjensen:

fonik:

Anderson’s expression here is perfect.

this bitch

My favorite argument of all time is “You’re twisting words, you’re taking it out of context.” ALWAYS wins the argument.

gonnaslapabitch:

obisham:

gatewaylesbian:

hannahisawful:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean









(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

oh my god

“I intended for my plan to go this way”

“I am beginning to be a horse” omg

(via thelastelement)

Beer Store in Ontario

Beer Store in Ontario

Ron Burgundy reports that Tupac’s hologram has just been shot

Ron Burgundy reports that Tupac’s hologram has just been shot

radicate:

i wonder who showed you this! hmm!

radicate:

i wonder who showed you this! hmm!

(Source: 00-0-0-00, via thelastelement)

flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida (via)

flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida (via)

(via damnthatswhack)

damnthatswhack:

I’d vote Tyrion for president.

damnthatswhack:

I’d vote Tyrion for president.

(Source: jennibrown)

you4eya:

Original article from The Source magazine in 1996 reviewing Jay-Z’s “Reasonable Doubt” and Nas’s “It Was Written”

you4eya:

Original article from The Source magazine in 1996 reviewing Jay-Z’s “Reasonable Doubt” and Nas’s “It Was Written”

(via nasty-like-nas)

true-colours-and-honesty:

Carleton University

true-colours-and-honesty:

Carleton University

freecouch:

this is one of my favourite married to the sea comics…i don’t really know why. 

freecouch:

this is one of my favourite married to the sea comics…i don’t really know why. 

(Source: clevermoniker)

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